Oct 5, 2009
Oct 4, 2009
HEAD TO HEAD
10/3-10/4 Top 10 Things I Stumbled Upon Last Night, in no particular order
10. This is Adina. She is the biggest pop star in the native American genre. She actually recorded a new song with Mylie Cyrus called "We Are the Future." Rumors are already swirling about Missy Elliott doing a dope remix.
9. Ah yes, spirit week in 1991. It was twin day, jumpsuit day, enormous hair day, blue crotch day, and of course extra large shell choker necklace day.
8. After the initial look, close your eyes, look at the picture again, look away and picture the first thing you see. It is a human right?! This dog really could be a human, maybe.
7. I actually went under cover during a fraternity rush process and this photograph is one of many things they do not want you to know about it. Two rushers had passed out back to back, so the rest of the frat ducktaped them together and put a spot light on them. As if that wasnt enough, for the rest of the night people laid their trash up against their bodies to create this. All I can say is, you should have seen them when they woke up.
6. The future of swimming. Because of pot smoker Michael Phelps' triumphs at the olympics, and over Shaq on "Shaq Vs," they start a national swimming league. With a mixture of nascar, swimming and the amazing race, the NSL is going to make quite the splash this season.
5. This is how Larry the Cable Guy gets from show to show. It is a perfect win-win, he starts the grill for his family and also uses it as a jet pack! He gott'er done.
4. Take a look at this. There are actually 432 floors in the building. Don't believe me? Count them yourself! Really cool building but wouldn't you put near other tall structures?
3. Woahhh so many symbolic elements to this! I remember when I was a kid I thought mixing colors was awesome but was always so disappointed when all that came out of it was this weird purplish-green booger color.
2. This is actually the rodent equivalent of a perverted stalker. This little guy climbs up onto tree branches, looking all conspicuous and tries to peer into bedrooms looking for his prey.
1. Here's what we got: A junkie cat. This cat doesn't even know where he is right now. What ever was in that purple tube has this cat floating.
Oct 3, 2009
Oct 2, 2009
10/2/09 - FRIDAY NIGHT LOGLINES
A little extra fun for friday, check out 10 pictures i wrote a log line to. Let me know what you think and if you've got a better one, POST IT!
1. Three soldiers discover a hidden tomb with the remains of the 12 apostles, and it is now their duty to convince the world that jesus was the murderer.
2. Two smart, sarcastic, and silly birds with nothing in common . An adaptation of the classic odd couple.
3. When a man realizes he has pieced together alternate realities with his paintings, he is sucked into a universe he would have never imagined and must fight his way back to the present.
4. Three young stallions are separated from their parents and must defeat the evil horseracers who abuse their parents in order to bring their family back together.
5. A normal girl stumbles upon a pair of sunglasses that give her the ability to change the color of anything and after accidentally turning the whole world black and white, it is up to her to piece the puzzle back together.
6. A fantasy take on reaching the end of the world. A boy runs away from home and paddles all the way to the end of the world. Accompanied by his new found friends, he must make his way back home before dinner.
7. A dark drama about a neglected young woman who wishes to be invisible. After being granted her wish, will she abuse her privileges or realize what life is really all about?
8. After an incredible electrical storm hits a small town, it is up to the residents to work together and get their town back on its feet.
9. Scientology: The Movie, starring Tom Cruise as L.Ron Hubbard.
10. The touching story between a documentary film maker who travels to antarctica to study the impact of global warming when he forms a bond with a polar bear so touching, we could only show you in theatres.
-Teppo
1. Three soldiers discover a hidden tomb with the remains of the 12 apostles, and it is now their duty to convince the world that jesus was the murderer.
2. Two smart, sarcastic, and silly birds with nothing in common . An adaptation of the classic odd couple.
3. When a man realizes he has pieced together alternate realities with his paintings, he is sucked into a universe he would have never imagined and must fight his way back to the present.
4. Three young stallions are separated from their parents and must defeat the evil horseracers who abuse their parents in order to bring their family back together.
5. A normal girl stumbles upon a pair of sunglasses that give her the ability to change the color of anything and after accidentally turning the whole world black and white, it is up to her to piece the puzzle back together.
6. A fantasy take on reaching the end of the world. A boy runs away from home and paddles all the way to the end of the world. Accompanied by his new found friends, he must make his way back home before dinner.
7. A dark drama about a neglected young woman who wishes to be invisible. After being granted her wish, will she abuse her privileges or realize what life is really all about?
8. After an incredible electrical storm hits a small town, it is up to the residents to work together and get their town back on its feet.
9. Scientology: The Movie, starring Tom Cruise as L.Ron Hubbard.
10. The touching story between a documentary film maker who travels to antarctica to study the impact of global warming when he forms a bond with a polar bear so touching, we could only show you in theatres.
-Teppo
Oct 1, 2009
10/1/09 - These are the top 10 things I stumbled upon last night... In no particular order.
HEY YA'LL. CHECK OUT YEE HERE PICS FROM TONIGHT AND LET ME KNOWS WHATCHA THINK BOUT DEM.
-teppo
10. Ah yes, all the raman noodle in a cup companies have hired miniature storm troopers to inspect the cups for bad noodles. I heard this is going to open up at least 1,000 jobs for jobless storm troopers.
9. Okay even if this every day newscaster isn't the rapish in this drawing, what do you think his wife and kids thought when they saw this?
8. Take a look at dis beauty! The rare breed! The whole rainbow must be present at all times. So it makes it incredibly difficult for this to use its chameleon skills. Further more, he is the most noticeable animal on the planet.
7. This statue has challenged Michael Jordan's statue to a shooting contest! It is all a new viral add campaign for Nike. They have statues of historical figures, celebrities, and the like as well as Michael Jordan in a cooperative effort to help keep kids in school where Nike gives away a pair of basketball shoes for every one purchased.
6. This is probably the single most insane automobile ever created. First off, it this real or is it computer generated? I would initially side with computer generation however, once giving it a much closer look, it is actually, well, still computer generated. But awesome!
5. I know what you guys are thinking, is that a clip from stregga nona the movie? Check IMDB to find out!
4. This picture comes from tonights winner of the *#1 overall website of the night award*. Perfectly titled, funny photos taken at unsual angles. What is better than a man dribbling the sun? Literally and Metaphorically.. Think about it. "Hes on FIRE!" For all those nba jam homies.
3. Is this kid in a huge washing machine with that snuggie from charms commerical? They have no idea what is in store for them!
2. This one is actually a picture of my own. Took this at venice beach. The wave just big enough to run under and i snapped a few shots with a throwaway, but damn look at the quality.
And finale, take a look at this! (compliments of the some what legetitmate pages of wikipedia.com (or .org),
1. Discordianism is a modern religion centered on the idea that chaos is all that there is, and that disorder and order, the former considered a concept distinct from chaos, are both illusions (referred to, respectively, as the "Eristic" and "Aneristic" illusions) that are imposed on chaos. It was founded circa 1958–1959 by Malaclypse the Younger with the publication of its principal text, the Principia Discordia. It is difficult to estimate the number of followers and correctly identify Discordian groups.
-teppo
10. Ah yes, all the raman noodle in a cup companies have hired miniature storm troopers to inspect the cups for bad noodles. I heard this is going to open up at least 1,000 jobs for jobless storm troopers.
9. Okay even if this every day newscaster isn't the rapish in this drawing, what do you think his wife and kids thought when they saw this?
8. Take a look at dis beauty! The rare breed! The whole rainbow must be present at all times. So it makes it incredibly difficult for this to use its chameleon skills. Further more, he is the most noticeable animal on the planet.
7. This statue has challenged Michael Jordan's statue to a shooting contest! It is all a new viral add campaign for Nike. They have statues of historical figures, celebrities, and the like as well as Michael Jordan in a cooperative effort to help keep kids in school where Nike gives away a pair of basketball shoes for every one purchased.
6. This is probably the single most insane automobile ever created. First off, it this real or is it computer generated? I would initially side with computer generation however, once giving it a much closer look, it is actually, well, still computer generated. But awesome!
5. I know what you guys are thinking, is that a clip from stregga nona the movie? Check IMDB to find out!
4. This picture comes from tonights winner of the *#1 overall website of the night award*. Perfectly titled, funny photos taken at unsual angles. What is better than a man dribbling the sun? Literally and Metaphorically.. Think about it. "Hes on FIRE!" For all those nba jam homies.
3. Is this kid in a huge washing machine with that snuggie from charms commerical? They have no idea what is in store for them!
2. This one is actually a picture of my own. Took this at venice beach. The wave just big enough to run under and i snapped a few shots with a throwaway, but damn look at the quality.
And finale, take a look at this! (compliments of the some what legetitmate pages of wikipedia.com (or .org),
1. Discordianism is a modern religion centered on the idea that chaos is all that there is, and that disorder and order, the former considered a concept distinct from chaos, are both illusions (referred to, respectively, as the "Eristic" and "Aneristic" illusions) that are imposed on chaos. It was founded circa 1958–1959 by Malaclypse the Younger with the publication of its principal text, the Principia Discordia. It is difficult to estimate the number of followers and correctly identify Discordian groups.
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