10-7-09 TOP 10 THINGS I STUMBLED UPON IN NO SPECIFIC ORDER.

1.This dog, this dog this dog. He is at the auditions for lady and the tramp. I do believe it is safe to say he did not get the role.







2. These two have been running a small flower shop for the past 55 years. Here's the dialogue: MAN: what? wha- wha's the name on here? WOMAN: Whaaaaat?







3. This guy hates living in a communist country so much that he spends his life in hiding. Ironically within the chinese flag.









4. This game is awesome. You play as the mouth and get points for gobbling up food as it flies out from the diner. Only thing, there are also purple dildos floating around and if you swallow one of those... You lose.










5. This is the future of racing. Actual races around the world. Only thing is this is not the sport for gentlemen, they play like nascar in the air. You'll see balloons bumping other balloons off course, some balloons will pop, and then some, will make it around the world. WBRL coming Summer 2010 to Versus.





6. This guy is on top of his hobo'in game. The washer is win-win. He can plug it in to most buildings on street corners and actually wash people's clothes. He'd take the clothes on their way to work, and then they'll pick them up on the way home. 2nd Option, He can keep his sack of hobo thingamagigs inside there during the winter.





7. What you don't see is that this average joe monarch butterfly is actually lifting this young boy off the ground. Who wouldn't be afraid of a magical monarch butterfly?











8. If you could buy cigarettes that did this, would you smoke? I think it is an easy answer.








9. This is what you get when you cross pigs, cows, bulldogs, and hampsters.









10. First of all, this is one of the most ridiculous pictures I've ever seen. It is like a KISS loving former queen of england opened up a pizza shop, with three hands. This site is tonights winner of the *#1 overall website of the night award*

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Pee-wee Vs. Pee-Wee

Which was better?

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5. This one is good, great idea. However, it gets a bit weird so it is number 5 worthy, not 4 worthy.




4. Great question sir, great question. But, a number 4 worthy question. Not a 3 worthy question.







He had vaginal fluid on the brain, can you comment on that?


3. Take my elmo vitamins. It has enough muppets for a 3 worthy video but not a 2 worthy.




2. Why is the same amount of muppet also 2 worthy? Cus you aint nothin but a stupid hoe.


ON THANKSGIVING DAY! At my mother's house! Gaggin and lovin yo.



1. This is not technically a prank, it is actually more of an embarrassment. One of my all time favorite youtube videos.



i think were dead, i really do.

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"Mustaches or other facial hair can also punch up the overall face shape by adding good balance and definition. A well maintained mustache and/or beard will camouflage a soft or ageing jawline."

10/3-10/4 Top 10 Things I Stumbled Upon Last Night, in no particular order

10. This is Adina. She is the biggest pop star in the native American genre. She actually recorded a new song with Mylie Cyrus called "We Are the Future." Rumors are already swirling about Missy Elliott doing a dope remix.










9. Ah yes, spirit week in 1991. It was twin day, jumpsuit day, enormous hair day, blue crotch day, and of course extra large shell choker necklace day.










8. After the initial look, close your eyes, look at the picture again, look away and picture the first thing you see. It is a human right?! This dog really could be a human, maybe.












7. I actually went under cover during a fraternity rush process and this photograph is one of many things they do not want you to know about it. Two rushers had passed out back to back, so the rest of the frat ducktaped them together and put a spot light on them. As if that wasnt enough, for the rest of the night people laid their trash up against their bodies to create this. All I can say is, you should have seen them when they woke up.










6. The future of swimming. Because of pot smoker Michael Phelps' triumphs at the olympics, and over Shaq on "Shaq Vs," they start a national swimming league. With a mixture of nascar, swimming and the amazing race, the NSL is going to make quite the splash this season.







5. This is how Larry the Cable Guy gets from show to show. It is a perfect win-win, he starts the grill for his family and also uses it as a jet pack! He gott'er done.










4. Take a look at this. There are actually 432 floors in the building. Don't believe me? Count them yourself! Really cool building but wouldn't you put near other tall structures?











3. Woahhh so many symbolic elements to this! I remember when I was a kid I thought mixing colors was awesome but was always so disappointed when all that came out of it was this weird purplish-green booger color.







2. This is actually the rodent equivalent of a perverted stalker. This little guy climbs up onto tree branches, looking all conspicuous and tries to peer into bedrooms looking for his prey.







1. Here's what we got: A junkie cat. This cat doesn't even know where he is right now. What ever was in that purple tube has this cat floating.

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Toaster or Toaster Oven?