Toaster or Toaster Oven?
Oct 3, 2009
Oct 2, 2009
10/2/09 - FRIDAY NIGHT LOGLINES
A little extra fun for friday, check out 10 pictures i wrote a log line to. Let me know what you think and if you've got a better one, POST IT!
1. Three soldiers discover a hidden tomb with the remains of the 12 apostles, and it is now their duty to convince the world that jesus was the murderer.
2. Two smart, sarcastic, and silly birds with nothing in common . An adaptation of the classic odd couple.
3. When a man realizes he has pieced together alternate realities with his paintings, he is sucked into a universe he would have never imagined and must fight his way back to the present.
4. Three young stallions are separated from their parents and must defeat the evil horseracers who abuse their parents in order to bring their family back together.
5. A normal girl stumbles upon a pair of sunglasses that give her the ability to change the color of anything and after accidentally turning the whole world black and white, it is up to her to piece the puzzle back together.
6. A fantasy take on reaching the end of the world. A boy runs away from home and paddles all the way to the end of the world. Accompanied by his new found friends, he must make his way back home before dinner.
7. A dark drama about a neglected young woman who wishes to be invisible. After being granted her wish, will she abuse her privileges or realize what life is really all about?
8. After an incredible electrical storm hits a small town, it is up to the residents to work together and get their town back on its feet.
9. Scientology: The Movie, starring Tom Cruise as L.Ron Hubbard.
10. The touching story between a documentary film maker who travels to antarctica to study the impact of global warming when he forms a bond with a polar bear so touching, we could only show you in theatres.
-Teppo
1. Three soldiers discover a hidden tomb with the remains of the 12 apostles, and it is now their duty to convince the world that jesus was the murderer.
2. Two smart, sarcastic, and silly birds with nothing in common . An adaptation of the classic odd couple.
3. When a man realizes he has pieced together alternate realities with his paintings, he is sucked into a universe he would have never imagined and must fight his way back to the present.
4. Three young stallions are separated from their parents and must defeat the evil horseracers who abuse their parents in order to bring their family back together.
5. A normal girl stumbles upon a pair of sunglasses that give her the ability to change the color of anything and after accidentally turning the whole world black and white, it is up to her to piece the puzzle back together.
6. A fantasy take on reaching the end of the world. A boy runs away from home and paddles all the way to the end of the world. Accompanied by his new found friends, he must make his way back home before dinner.
7. A dark drama about a neglected young woman who wishes to be invisible. After being granted her wish, will she abuse her privileges or realize what life is really all about?
8. After an incredible electrical storm hits a small town, it is up to the residents to work together and get their town back on its feet.
9. Scientology: The Movie, starring Tom Cruise as L.Ron Hubbard.
10. The touching story between a documentary film maker who travels to antarctica to study the impact of global warming when he forms a bond with a polar bear so touching, we could only show you in theatres.
-Teppo
Oct 1, 2009
10/1/09 - These are the top 10 things I stumbled upon last night... In no particular order.
HEY YA'LL. CHECK OUT YEE HERE PICS FROM TONIGHT AND LET ME KNOWS WHATCHA THINK BOUT DEM.
-teppo
10. Ah yes, all the raman noodle in a cup companies have hired miniature storm troopers to inspect the cups for bad noodles. I heard this is going to open up at least 1,000 jobs for jobless storm troopers.
9. Okay even if this every day newscaster isn't the rapish in this drawing, what do you think his wife and kids thought when they saw this?
8. Take a look at dis beauty! The rare breed! The whole rainbow must be present at all times. So it makes it incredibly difficult for this to use its chameleon skills. Further more, he is the most noticeable animal on the planet.
7. This statue has challenged Michael Jordan's statue to a shooting contest! It is all a new viral add campaign for Nike. They have statues of historical figures, celebrities, and the like as well as Michael Jordan in a cooperative effort to help keep kids in school where Nike gives away a pair of basketball shoes for every one purchased.
6. This is probably the single most insane automobile ever created. First off, it this real or is it computer generated? I would initially side with computer generation however, once giving it a much closer look, it is actually, well, still computer generated. But awesome!
5. I know what you guys are thinking, is that a clip from stregga nona the movie? Check IMDB to find out!
4. This picture comes from tonights winner of the *#1 overall website of the night award*. Perfectly titled, funny photos taken at unsual angles. What is better than a man dribbling the sun? Literally and Metaphorically.. Think about it. "Hes on FIRE!" For all those nba jam homies.
3. Is this kid in a huge washing machine with that snuggie from charms commerical? They have no idea what is in store for them!
2. This one is actually a picture of my own. Took this at venice beach. The wave just big enough to run under and i snapped a few shots with a throwaway, but damn look at the quality.
And finale, take a look at this! (compliments of the some what legetitmate pages of wikipedia.com (or .org),
1. Discordianism is a modern religion centered on the idea that chaos is all that there is, and that disorder and order, the former considered a concept distinct from chaos, are both illusions (referred to, respectively, as the "Eristic" and "Aneristic" illusions) that are imposed on chaos. It was founded circa 1958–1959 by Malaclypse the Younger with the publication of its principal text, the Principia Discordia. It is difficult to estimate the number of followers and correctly identify Discordian groups.
-teppo
10. Ah yes, all the raman noodle in a cup companies have hired miniature storm troopers to inspect the cups for bad noodles. I heard this is going to open up at least 1,000 jobs for jobless storm troopers.
9. Okay even if this every day newscaster isn't the rapish in this drawing, what do you think his wife and kids thought when they saw this?
8. Take a look at dis beauty! The rare breed! The whole rainbow must be present at all times. So it makes it incredibly difficult for this to use its chameleon skills. Further more, he is the most noticeable animal on the planet.
7. This statue has challenged Michael Jordan's statue to a shooting contest! It is all a new viral add campaign for Nike. They have statues of historical figures, celebrities, and the like as well as Michael Jordan in a cooperative effort to help keep kids in school where Nike gives away a pair of basketball shoes for every one purchased.
6. This is probably the single most insane automobile ever created. First off, it this real or is it computer generated? I would initially side with computer generation however, once giving it a much closer look, it is actually, well, still computer generated. But awesome!
5. I know what you guys are thinking, is that a clip from stregga nona the movie? Check IMDB to find out!
4. This picture comes from tonights winner of the *#1 overall website of the night award*. Perfectly titled, funny photos taken at unsual angles. What is better than a man dribbling the sun? Literally and Metaphorically.. Think about it. "Hes on FIRE!" For all those nba jam homies.
3. Is this kid in a huge washing machine with that snuggie from charms commerical? They have no idea what is in store for them!
2. This one is actually a picture of my own. Took this at venice beach. The wave just big enough to run under and i snapped a few shots with a throwaway, but damn look at the quality.
And finale, take a look at this! (compliments of the some what legetitmate pages of wikipedia.com (or .org),
1. Discordianism is a modern religion centered on the idea that chaos is all that there is, and that disorder and order, the former considered a concept distinct from chaos, are both illusions (referred to, respectively, as the "Eristic" and "Aneristic" illusions) that are imposed on chaos. It was founded circa 1958–1959 by Malaclypse the Younger with the publication of its principal text, the Principia Discordia. It is difficult to estimate the number of followers and correctly identify Discordian groups.
Sep 30, 2009
These are the top 10 things I stumbled upon last night... In no particular order. 9-30-09
1. An undersized white cat on top of a to be goth kid who just bought an energy drink. Probably to stay up all night and jam with his new hardcore rock band.
2. A man who designed a device to be able to hear all the way to different cities. It worked so well that he built these, he had hoped to hear to China.
3. Missouri Skies. A great website that devotes its time to watching and recording different looking missouri skies. Its a well kept and up to date site about a very underappreciated state.
4.Road Trip? 50 dollars. Getting off the thru way to stop at funny church? 2 dollars. Ignorning Jesus' facebook request? Priceless.
5. She wuvvvvvvvs (pussy)cats.
She wuvvvvvs them just a bit too creepily for me. What about you?
6. This website is da bombbbbb! *#1 overall website of the night award*. you can see the layers of crayons and so many other things in the other pictures.
http://www.digitalpicturezone.com/digital-pictures/30-colorful-examples-of-high-speed-bullet-photography/
7. Ah yes the erectiquois indians. Know for their large oversized pigeons with large beaks.
8. This was taylor swift at three years old.
9. Okay so heres what going on in this picture... They are doing motion picture capturing on a real shark trying to eat a guy for the next jaws movie. And then they'll make a jaws that does that exact sequence.
And for the finale,
10. Okonomiyaki. Ill hand this one over to wikipedia for proper * description: The batter is made of flour, grated yam, water or dashi, eggs and shredded cabbage, and usually contains other ingredients such as green onion, meat (generally pork or bacon), octopus, squid, shrimp, vegetables, kimchi, mochi or cheese. Okonomiyaki is sometimes compared to an omelette or a pancake and may be referred to as "a Japanese pancake", or even "Osaka soul food".
Tasty sorta...
* There is a constant debate on the legitimacy of wikipedia.
HEAD TO HEAD
Hello fellow blog followers. Tonight we would like to bring a new addition to the blog. The nightly "Head to Head" matchup. Each night we will put two things in a fierce battle against each other, could be videos, photos, pretty much anything. You with a front row blog-side seat decides who wins! You have the power to choose.
Tonights matchup. In the blue corner we have the menacing Bearsharktopus. In the red corner, your deadly family room go-kart.
Who would win? Looks like a toss up to me. Let us know.
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