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Best video/most unsettling of the night?

COLUMBUS DAY SPECIAL

5 BEST CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS QUOTES I STUMBLED UPON!


1. But in truth, should I meet with gold or spices in great quantity, I shall remain till I collect as much as possible, and for this purpose I am proceeding solely in quest of them.
- The American Dream!

2. For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.
- The Greatest Voyager Ever!!

3. I ordered each man to be presented with something, as strings of ten or a dozen glass beads apiece, and thongs of leather
- Also dabbled in homoerotic porn fantasies!!!

4. For this purpose I determined to keep an account of the voyage, and to write down punctually every thing we performed or saw from day to day, as will hereafter appear
- A blogger before blogs!!!!

5. Gold is a treasure, and he who possesses it does all he wishes to in this world, and succeeds in helping souls into paradise.
- A philanthropist!!!!!

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Best Chinese restaurant combination????

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These men have always wanted a bust made out of food. Preference???

10/9-10/10/09 WEEKEND LOGLINES

1. After a family of African elephants are turned into bushes by a witch doctor, they must work together to survive as they find a way to return to normalcy.









2. When a school of fish are abandoned by their teacher, an unsuspecting turtle helps to save their lives after an encounter with a shark and becomes the guardian of the young fish.













3. When a world traveler discovers the fountain of youth, he must decide between letting the world know of his miraculous discovery or living forever.







4. The story of a young mexican child to aspires to be a true luchador. When his family threatens him to give it up, he is forced to choose between following his dreams of the squared-circle or giving it all up for his parents' wishes.










5. There's a new super hero in town. Goldenbug, keeper of the peace in bug city must stop a venus fly trap from eating up all that is left of the city population.









6. After having his wrists amputated because of no health care coverage, Anthony Webster succumbs to the economy and becomes homeless. Only when he is united with a keyboard does he re-realize what life is all about. The American dream.








7. In a world where humans only have four senses, this young boy discovers hearing. Me must now try to convince the world of his findings and to teach them how to hear as well.












8. A documentary of two teens who take a sport by storm, only to have tradegy strike just as they were at the top of their game. Will they be able to get back of their feet and win county tournament?







9. When an armed fugitive hijacks a school bus full of kids, he kidknaps them for ransom. However, when the children convince him to change, he becomes their fearless leader back to civilization.







10. A documentary of a groundbreaking troop of women soldiers who travel from America to their assigned base in Israel. The women face disrespect and harrassment as they make their way to the front line of battle.






LET ME KNOW YOUR FAVORITE!!!!


-teppo

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Who would you give some change to?

10-8-09 - THURSDAY NIGHT FEEDBACK

SO ON THURSDAYS I'M GOING TO POST A RIDICULOUS PICTURE AND AM GOING TO ASK YOU, OUR LOYAL FOLLOWERS TO GIVE ME YOUR OWN DESCRIPTION OF WHAT'S GOING ON. AND JUST FOR ALL THOSE TWEATERS, LET'S DO IT IN UNDER 140 CHARACTERISTICS.

THE COMMENT WITH THE BEST DESCRIPTION WINS A PLACE ON THE WALL OF FAME AND, IN MY HEART.

-Teppo

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For all you sports fans out there. Best player?

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Who Succeeds?

10-7-09 TOP 10 THINGS I STUMBLED UPON IN NO SPECIFIC ORDER.

1.This dog, this dog this dog. He is at the auditions for lady and the tramp. I do believe it is safe to say he did not get the role.







2. These two have been running a small flower shop for the past 55 years. Here's the dialogue: MAN: what? wha- wha's the name on here? WOMAN: Whaaaaat?







3. This guy hates living in a communist country so much that he spends his life in hiding. Ironically within the chinese flag.









4. This game is awesome. You play as the mouth and get points for gobbling up food as it flies out from the diner. Only thing, there are also purple dildos floating around and if you swallow one of those... You lose.










5. This is the future of racing. Actual races around the world. Only thing is this is not the sport for gentlemen, they play like nascar in the air. You'll see balloons bumping other balloons off course, some balloons will pop, and then some, will make it around the world. WBRL coming Summer 2010 to Versus.





6. This guy is on top of his hobo'in game. The washer is win-win. He can plug it in to most buildings on street corners and actually wash people's clothes. He'd take the clothes on their way to work, and then they'll pick them up on the way home. 2nd Option, He can keep his sack of hobo thingamagigs inside there during the winter.





7. What you don't see is that this average joe monarch butterfly is actually lifting this young boy off the ground. Who wouldn't be afraid of a magical monarch butterfly?











8. If you could buy cigarettes that did this, would you smoke? I think it is an easy answer.








9. This is what you get when you cross pigs, cows, bulldogs, and hampsters.









10. First of all, this is one of the most ridiculous pictures I've ever seen. It is like a KISS loving former queen of england opened up a pizza shop, with three hands. This site is tonights winner of the *#1 overall website of the night award*

photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com

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Pee-wee Vs. Pee-Wee

Which was better?

5 greatest prank phone calls i stumbled upon tonight!

5. This one is good, great idea. However, it gets a bit weird so it is number 5 worthy, not 4 worthy.




4. Great question sir, great question. But, a number 4 worthy question. Not a 3 worthy question.







He had vaginal fluid on the brain, can you comment on that?


3. Take my elmo vitamins. It has enough muppets for a 3 worthy video but not a 2 worthy.




2. Why is the same amount of muppet also 2 worthy? Cus you aint nothin but a stupid hoe.


ON THANKSGIVING DAY! At my mother's house! Gaggin and lovin yo.



1. This is not technically a prank, it is actually more of an embarrassment. One of my all time favorite youtube videos.



i think were dead, i really do.

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Shipping something?

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"Mustaches or other facial hair can also punch up the overall face shape by adding good balance and definition. A well maintained mustache and/or beard will camouflage a soft or ageing jawline."

10/3-10/4 Top 10 Things I Stumbled Upon Last Night, in no particular order

10. This is Adina. She is the biggest pop star in the native American genre. She actually recorded a new song with Mylie Cyrus called "We Are the Future." Rumors are already swirling about Missy Elliott doing a dope remix.










9. Ah yes, spirit week in 1991. It was twin day, jumpsuit day, enormous hair day, blue crotch day, and of course extra large shell choker necklace day.










8. After the initial look, close your eyes, look at the picture again, look away and picture the first thing you see. It is a human right?! This dog really could be a human, maybe.












7. I actually went under cover during a fraternity rush process and this photograph is one of many things they do not want you to know about it. Two rushers had passed out back to back, so the rest of the frat ducktaped them together and put a spot light on them. As if that wasnt enough, for the rest of the night people laid their trash up against their bodies to create this. All I can say is, you should have seen them when they woke up.










6. The future of swimming. Because of pot smoker Michael Phelps' triumphs at the olympics, and over Shaq on "Shaq Vs," they start a national swimming league. With a mixture of nascar, swimming and the amazing race, the NSL is going to make quite the splash this season.







5. This is how Larry the Cable Guy gets from show to show. It is a perfect win-win, he starts the grill for his family and also uses it as a jet pack! He gott'er done.










4. Take a look at this. There are actually 432 floors in the building. Don't believe me? Count them yourself! Really cool building but wouldn't you put near other tall structures?











3. Woahhh so many symbolic elements to this! I remember when I was a kid I thought mixing colors was awesome but was always so disappointed when all that came out of it was this weird purplish-green booger color.







2. This is actually the rodent equivalent of a perverted stalker. This little guy climbs up onto tree branches, looking all conspicuous and tries to peer into bedrooms looking for his prey.







1. Here's what we got: A junkie cat. This cat doesn't even know where he is right now. What ever was in that purple tube has this cat floating.

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Clearly we ask the tough questions-
Toaster or Toaster Oven?