Oct 4, 2009

10/3-10/4 Top 10 Things I Stumbled Upon Last Night, in no particular order



10. This is Adina. She is the biggest pop star in the native American genre. She actually recorded a new song with Mylie Cyrus called "We Are the Future." Rumors are already swirling about Missy Elliott doing a dope remix.










9. Ah yes, spirit week in 1991. It was twin day, jumpsuit day, enormous hair day, blue crotch day, and of course extra large shell choker necklace day.










8. After the initial look, close your eyes, look at the picture again, look away and picture the first thing you see. It is a human right?! This dog really could be a human, maybe.












7. I actually went under cover during a fraternity rush process and this photograph is one of many things they do not want you to know about it. Two rushers had passed out back to back, so the rest of the frat ducktaped them together and put a spot light on them. As if that wasnt enough, for the rest of the night people laid their trash up against their bodies to create this. All I can say is, you should have seen them when they woke up.










6. The future of swimming. Because of pot smoker Michael Phelps' triumphs at the olympics, and over Shaq on "Shaq Vs," they start a national swimming league. With a mixture of nascar, swimming and the amazing race, the NSL is going to make quite the splash this season.







5. This is how Larry the Cable Guy gets from show to show. It is a perfect win-win, he starts the grill for his family and also uses it as a jet pack! He gott'er done.










4. Take a look at this. There are actually 432 floors in the building. Don't believe me? Count them yourself! Really cool building but wouldn't you put near other tall structures?











3. Woahhh so many symbolic elements to this! I remember when I was a kid I thought mixing colors was awesome but was always so disappointed when all that came out of it was this weird purplish-green booger color.







2. This is actually the rodent equivalent of a perverted stalker. This little guy climbs up onto tree branches, looking all conspicuous and tries to peer into bedrooms looking for his prey.







1. Here's what we got: A junkie cat. This cat doesn't even know where he is right now. What ever was in that purple tube has this cat floating.

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